Camp U&I 's Union Jacket = Bogus or Real Incentives

Good News, as promised any campers who signed up for the Re:Vantage card during Camp U&I... you should have received your card through snail mail from People's Association (PA). Because we had sent your sign up forms to PA, 1 week - 2 weeks right after the camp, after we sorted out our data. =D

If you had not received your card, most likely you will get it soon in your mailbox or you might have to re-signup again here:
http://myrp.rp.sg/SLA/RPSC/Lists/0809%20revantage%20Signup/overview.aspx

Bad News, campers, your promised gift, the "Union Jacket" approval is ... under pending I suppose. We had proposed this free gift along with the camp itself, but the Union Jacket's approval seems to take a longer time than expected.

At the mean time, I have something interesting & funny to share,

Management says..

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the Same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I Have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will Talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension Of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver On time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually Fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help You?" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told meEarlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you Where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just Ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything About it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Disclaimer: All the above quote is only for entertainment use and is not RPSU or my opinion. Should any of the above sounds or looks familiar to you or any organization, it is purely coincidence.

Well, it was quite a fun article that I received in my email, I think it was some kind of chain mass mail or something. But I guess you should know what it meant. =)